Chanello!

So this little waste of space on the Internet gets about 400 hits a day and a total of 78,000+ unique visitors since its inception. I could be wrong since I’m a giant iTard when it comes to google analytics. People come here because, you probably either find my lifestyle and babble interesting or more likely you’re bathing in the schadenfreude of watching me gain copious amounts of weight or a unique combination of both Aka hate stalking which is something I can’t help doing either. Call it the train wreck syndrome.

I very rarely post anything helpful or important. However I am going to parcel out some magical advice right now. Credit goes to SM for the idea.

Read Orwell’s 1984. Then read Murakami’s 1Q84. Hmmmm subtle cross references make one feel sooooo smart. I’ve even helped you lazy, penny pinching-for-Chanel SS 2012 awesomely aquatic’s first look on the runway jacket people all there. Orwell’s copyright is dunzo in a few Counties so click on the link above to get started.