January 2012
18 posts
Bar None
So why am I so MIA. Well because I’ve got nothing to post. I’m either working, reading (1984, 1Q84, TGWTDT trilogy and now…on to some more light easy reading of Hunger Games!), or working out — go bar method!
I hope the next time I post a GPOYW it’ll be SUPPPPPPPPPPER REDONKUBALLS CALL THE UNICEF CUZ I NEED TO BE FED kind of skinny.
Til then, ta ta!
December 2011
23 posts
Nineteen Eighty Four →
So this little waste of space on the Internet gets about 400 hits a day and a total of 78,000+ unique visitors since its inception. I could be wrong since I’m a giant iTard when it comes to google analytics. People come here because, you probably either find my lifestyle and babble interesting or more likely you’re bathing in the schadenfreude of watching me gain copious amounts...
Simple. Living.
Last night, as I laid in bed, doing my usual shallow routine of imagining what I was going to wear for tomorrow (BEST WAY TO FALL ASLEEP-just imagine doing a mental catalog of your wardrobe…snooze!) I realized how my materialism has spun out of control. When I was in high school, I dreamt about just having 1 pair of Manolos. 1 fancy bag. Now it’s just gimme gimme gimme. I need...
For those who are just trucking through, oh say,...
Florence + The Machine - Shake it Out (Benny...
November 2011
41 posts
She's a Maniac!
So I am having a major irresponsible moment. Like. Complete. Suzie Orzman Meltdown. I’m like Angie J. and adopting kids but with shoes.
I have purchased literally 7 pairs of shoes in the last 2 weeks. 2 WEEKS. THAT IS A PAIR EVERY 2 DAYS. I’ve already worn the Rolandos and the Sander Oxfords.
PERHAPS SOME ADVICE dear readers…which ones could I return to a lonely life on...
50 Amazingly Helpful Tips For The Kitchen →
icanhasflatstomachplez:
1. For cleaning smelly hands after chopping onions or garlic, just rub them on a stainless steel spoon. The steel is supposed to absorb the odor.
2. Fresh coffee beans can also absorb nasty odors from your hands.
3. If you happen to over-salt a pot of soup, just drop in a peeled potato. The potato will absorb the excess salt.
4. When boiling eggs, add a pinch of salt...
